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Are you looking for a pen that matches your sassy attitude?

Then look no further than our sassy and sarcastic pens from FlyNine Designs. These pens are the perfect writing tools for anyone who likes to add some spice and humor to their words. Featuring clever phrases and sarcastic sayings, these pens are sure to make you smile and chuckle every time you use them. They’re also ideal for gifting to anyone who loves a good laugh and a playful joke. Don’t settle for dull and boring pens - get our sassy and sarcastic pens today and have some fun

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The Olive | Classic Keychain Wristlet is a stylish way to stay organized! It features olive, marble grey, and cement grey beads, plus a wooden hexagon statement bead to give it that extra je ne sais quoi. And the lustrous gold keychain hardware? Pure bling! Now you can stay organized, and look cool doing it. #bagitup!

Olive | Classic Keychain Wristlet

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Marble Grey | Classic Keychain Wristlet

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Show off your fun-loving nature with this lively Violet Pansy keychain wristlet! Crafted with vibrant violet patterned beads and a wooden heart statement bead, this is one stylish accessory you won't want to leave home without. Plus, the gleaming silver keychain hardware and pure white suede tassel add some extra oomph! Hang the keychain off your wrist and make your look bloom with this unique accent!

Violet Pansy | Floral Keychain Wristlet

Fairy | Mystical Keychain Wristlet

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Discreetly show your love for your fur baby with the Fur Mama keychain wristlet! It has all the details you need for dog walks - like a paw print and fun fur texture. Wear it any way, wherever you go. You won't bark up the wrong tree with this stylish key chain! 🐾🐕🐕‍🦺

Fur Mama | Animal Print Keychain Wristlet

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Make a splash with this mystical Mermaid Keychain Wristlet! Featuring a shining mermaid charm and luxe tassel, it's a fun and fashionable way to add a bit of oceanic flair to your accessories. With this keychain, you'll be the envy of all your sea-faring friends. Dive in!

Mermaid | Mystical Keychain Wristlet

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Handmade silicone wristlet keychains are the perfect accessory for your keys and your wrist! Made from100% food-grade silicone - non-toxic - tasteless and odorless - BPA, lead, phthalate and cadmium fre

West | Boho Keychain Wristlet

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Bitch Boho | Boho Keychain Wristlet

Boho Fuck | Boho Keychain Wristlet

Let your wrists do the talking with this "You Know"😉😜 Keychain Wristlet! Bright, sunshine-yellow beads and a white suede tassel keep your style sultry and seductive.

You Know 😉😜 | Keychain Wristlet

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Plaid Orange | Fashion Print Keychain Wristlet

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Attach your keys to this Plaid Antler Keychain Wristlet and never misplace them again! With its antler print beads, black and white buffalo plaid, and gunmetal keychain hardware, you'll look just as stylish as you are organized. Make sure you don't lose your keys in the wild!

Plaid Antler | Fashion Print Keychain Wristlet

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Robin's Egg Blue | Basic Crochet Keychain Wristlet

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Accessorize your look with this fun and fashionable Boho Feather Metal Keychain Bracelet! Its super-stylin' wired metal bracelet adds an instant edge to any outfit while the metal beads, gold feather accent, and black suede tassel pop in perfect harmony! Perfectly on-trend and super-cute! 🤘

Boho Feather | Metal Keychain Bracelet

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Orange Graffiti | Skull Keychain Wristlet

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Look sharp on the go with this dainty pink keychain bracelet. It's the perfect accessory for keeping your keys close, and your look stylish! The classic beadwork and shiny silver hardware complements everything from casual jeans to more dressed-up looks, for a touch of the perfect pink pop.

Pink | Classic Keychain Wristlet

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This China Rose | Floral Keychain Wristlet is the perfect way to put a little 'spur-of-the-moment' into any outfit. Delicate pink rose printed beads, baby pink and white accents, and 2 wooden statement beads will have you blossoming like a beautiful flower in no time! Plus, the suede-like classic pure white tassel is like icing on the cake - so sweet!

China Rose | Floral Keychain Wristlet

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This eye-catching Keychain Wristlet is the perfect accessory for a day spent in Candyland! It features a pink and yellow swirled bed, adorned with a playful pink tassel. With its gold keychain hardware, you'll be able to hold allllllllllll the keys (!!) to your sweetest summer adventures.

Pink Lemonade | Candyland Keychain Wristlet

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Show your personality with a 🌈 , literally! This Rainbow Keychain Wristlet is a must-have accessory when you want to add a 😍 touch to your look. It features 🌈-colored beads on a stylish silver keychain hardware – perfect when you want to dangle your keys in 🌈🌈🌈 joy!

Rainbow | Keychain Wristlet

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Black Watercolor | Floral Keychain Wristlet

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