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 Introducing FlyNine Designs : Where Sass Meets Craftsmanship

 At FlyNine Designs, we pride ourselves on creating handcrafted products that are anything but ordinary. With a touch of sass and a lot of creativity, we offer a unique collection of items that are sure to make a statement. From witty quotes to playful designs, our products are designed to add a dose of personality and humor to everyday life.

Our Range of Sassy Products

🟡 Sarcastic Stationery: Make a statement with our sassy stationery collection. From sassy notebooks to funny ass pens, our products are perfect for those who appreciate a little wit in their everyday correspondence.

 🟣Playful Accessories: Our collection of accessories is all about adding a touch of sass to your style. From bold statement jewelry to witty keychains, our products are designed to make you stand out from the crowd.

🐕Sassy Pet ID Tags:  the perfect accessory for your four-legged fashionista! Our tags are not only functional but also add a touch of sass and personality to your pet's collar. Let me describe our product for you:

Why Choose FlyNine Designs?

 Handcrafted with Love: Each and every product is meticulously crafted by skilled artisans who pour their passion and creativity into every detail. Our commitment to quality ensures that you receive a product that is both unique and durable.

 Unleash Your Sass: We believe that life is too short to be taken too seriously. Our sassy products are designed to bring joy, laughter, and a touch of attitude to your everyday life. Embrace your inner sass and let your personality shine through!

 Perfect Gifts: Looking for a unique gift that will make your loved ones laugh? Our sassy products make the perfect presents for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a dose of humor. Surprise your friends and family with a gift that will leave a lasting impression.

 We would love the opportunity to collaborate with your store and bring a dash of sass to your customers' lives. Our sassy products are a hit among those who appreciate a little wit and humor. Thank you for considering FlyNine Designs as a potential addition to your store.

 

 

 Funny Ass Pens ($7 MSRP)

Sarcastic Stationary

Sassy Pet Id Tags ($8 MSRP)

funny pet products, handmade for pets

 

Woman Owned Canadian Business, Canadian Wholesale, YEG Maker, Handmade Canada YYC Maker, Alberta Handmade, Funny Gifts, Gift Guide

Our products are priced to sell. The Key Charms are $4 and the Wristlets Keychains are $16 so your customers can get a Wristlet + Key Charm for only $20. These 2 items make great impulse purchases so our display stands are a great compliment for your cash out area.

 

Our KeyCharmies are high quality and can even be sold as normal keychains without the purchase of a Wristlet Keychain

 

Canadian Maker, Handmade Canada, Wholesale

We offer seasonal products that make great gifts😉 Take end of school for example. Many people struggle with what to get the teacher or coaches at the end of the year and they don't want to spend too much $$, our Teacher or coach Keycharm paired with a Wristlet Keychain makes a great gift idea

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 Worried about offending your customers?😈 Don't worry. We understand that not all stores are ok with swears and some of our stuff is pretty risqué.  So we have sassy + sweary products but also make traditional products that are family friendly. We have no problem adapting our product lines to be cohesive with your stores brand + customer base. If your store is more adventurous, we can do sassy + sweary. If your store is traditional then we can make everything child and family appealing without any censorship needed. If you want to go the Risqué route, our stand will have the 90's CD PARENTAL ADVISORY label on it

FlyNine offers consignment + a Wholesale Program through Faire

(Restocked Sept 2023)

 

 

FlyNine Designs is a loud, in-your-face Canadian company inspired by downtown trends + current designs. Our line of products are made + designed in house in Devon, Alberta and include Wristlet Keychains, Wooden Stud Earrings and metal Bracelet flasks We have a strong online selling presence online. FlyNine Designs recently converted from selling on amazon + etsy into our own branded website. We hope to partner our brand with more local brick and mortar stores in order to reduce our shipping footprint and to put a emphasis on supporting local businesses. Currently, I am looking to stock Keychain Wristlets, Bracelet Flasks and wooden stud earrings in your store. The Keychain Wristlets are amazing for almost every woman! Great for moms juggling babies, purses, groceries, Beanie Boos and their kids. Great for Fur-Mamas while out walking their doggies. The wristlets slip easily onto the wrist and we have 2 types of beads: silicone and wood We have sassy + sweary products but also make traditional products that are family friendly. We will adapt our product line to be cohesive with your stores brand + customer base. If your store is more adventurous, we can do sassy + sweary. If your store is traditional then we can make everything child and family appealing without any censorship needed. untraditional curated products www.flyninedesigns.com

 

FlyNine has other styles of Key Chain Wristlets, not just the silicone beaded ones. Full disclosure, we bring in the wallets from China, if you are against that since we are not handmaking it (we totally get it btw 😘), please let us know and we won't stock them in your store.

 

 

 Alberta Maker, Wallets

We also bring in other accessories that pair great with our wristlet keychains. ( Full disclosure, these we also import these) Our Wristlet stands are double sided so these small accessories fit great on the other side of the wristlets

 

 

 CHRISTMAS IN RETAIL!!!! 

We love love LOVE Christmas! And our Christmas Ornaments are def one of a kind

handmade custom ornaments CanadaA Christmas ornament that is in the shape of a mason jar that has the floating words asshole, dickhead, thundercunt, bastard and other swear names in ita hanging mason jar shaped christmas ornaments with a bunch of little fucks in side it